💩 CLIMB THE POOP !!! • 1 COCOON = 5 BASE SLOTS !!! • 👑 THE +1 — THE ONE EVERYONE WANTS !!! • EVERY AD BURNS FIB !!! • 0 SPELLING LESSONS GIVEN !!! • MISSPELLED HISTORY !!! • 💩 CLIMB THE POOP !!! • 1 COCOON = 5 BASE SLOTS !!! • 👑 THE +1 — THE ONE EVERYONE WANTS !!! • EVERY AD BURNS FIB !!! • 0 SPELLING LESSONS GIVEN !!! • MISSPELLED HISTORY !!! •
✨💩✨100% MISSPELLED
⛓️🪰⛓️AS SEEN ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
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THE TYPO BOARD
the flayin' board — climb the poop. take the +1.
Our dev can't spell. He wanted flyinblockchain.com and bought
flayinblockchain.com instead. He noticed too late.
Instead of crying, we turned his typo into the shitcoin billboard:
a poop-shaped tower of 100 slots plus THE +1, payable in $FIB.
The higher you climb, the more you pay. The +1? That one you have to take. 💩🪰
THE TOWER (100 slots. one glorious turd.)
fixed cocoon prices below · 8 tip slots by weekly auction · THE +1 by eternal war
■ fixed price (in FIB)■ weekly auction👑 the +1 (always open)
3 / 100 claimed · click a slot for its price
ALTITUDE PRICING (cheap on purpose — keep your FIB)
Prices are laughable so you have FIB left over. Spend the rest on lottery, packs & bets.
HOW TO CLAIM (advertisers: no farming required)
1
Farmers: mint a free Swarm Cocoon → 10,000 $FIB per cocoon. Mint here → Advertisers: buy FIB from farmers (OTC) or pay in ETH — we burn FIB from the treasury on your behalf.
2
Send the slot price in $FIB to the burn address: 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD $FIB contract (Base Sepolia): 0xF8e547C57aA53a8367C1Dbd5Ca80b738087624A7
3
DM @pfpests with your tx hash + logo (1:1, min 200×200) + link + slot number. For auctions, DM your bid.
4
We verify on-chain and place you on the tower. Forever. Misspelled.
DM proof + wallet to claim. Manual for now, quest platforms soon.
DAILY LOGIN (the stink streak)
Connect your wallet on the board once a day. Miss a day, the streak dies.
DAY 1
100
DAY 2
150
DAY 3
250
DAY 4
400
DAY 5
600
DAY 6
800
DAY 7
1,500 🏅
7-day streak = 3,800 FIB + the "STINKY WEEK" badge. 1 claim per wallet per day.
TESTIMONIALS (totally real, trust us)
"I bought slot #1 at the bottom. My shitcoin went to the moon. Then it rugged. Still worth it."
— $FIB, slot #1 (the base)
"The spelling is terrible. The vibes are immaculate."
— THE SWARM, slot #2
"I track paper trades from down here. My drawdown is also misspelled."
— SWARM DESK, slot #3
FAQ (frequently avoided questions)
What is THE +1?
The cherry on top of the poop. Slot #100, part of the silhouette, eternally open for challenge. Out-burn the current king and it's yours for 30 days. It's the one everyone wants because there's only one.
Why is the board shaped like... that?
Because it's a billboard for shitcoins, on a typo domain, made by a fly. The shape is the most honest part.
I'm an advertiser. Do I have to farm cocoons?
No. Buy FIB from farmers or pay in ETH and we burn FIB from the treasury for you. Farmers farm, advertisers advertise, the poop burns.
What happens to the FIB I pay?
Burned. Every ad burns FIB. Deflation has never smelled this bad.